#0041 - BOTTOMS UP

#0041 - BOTTOMS UP 

MEA CULPA - Blogging has had to be prioritised and UKIP really isn't very relevant any more.
I have been in training for the 2012 Olympics I must look and see if they are having coughing in 2012.
I heard that training required consideration of altitude and we must be all of 200feet above sea level, looking out of the bedroom window.
As for temperature I hit 103 in old money on several days.


Surprising just how knackered one feels after 8 days of this intensive training!!

Anyway there are lots of revelations in store and I expect a few surprises as I catch up ;-)

Sorry folks.

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 Hi,

my wee spies in the parliament have informed me that Nigel Farage has foresaken the comforts of home his bed and his rest. We understand he is acting against the advice of his Doctors in a fit of bravado or a fit of panic we are undecided.

I wonder what Kirsten's thoughts are and the motivation behind them!

I would incline that Panic prevailled over common sense!

I have had broken ribs, broken sternum, internal bruising and a collapsed lung - I was nowhere near as old as Nigel and it is fairly punishing. My specialist told me I could play it one of two ways:

Either: take maximum rest and recuperation which would provide a full recovery in about 2 months.

OR: I could play the fool and be macho and push to be back to normal rapidly in which case I would never fully recover and would be prone to infections, periods of pain and possibly worse for the rest of my life.

I took 2 months off aged in my 20s and I have had absolutely no problems since, of which I am aware - broken my ribs a number of times and my colarbone, chipped my spine on several occasions, fractured my pelvis.

I would hazard a guess Nigel Farage feels he is between a rock and a hard place but I may be wrong.

Due to his injuries he may be paniced at the prospect of more time at home and felt he should dash off to the continent before sex toys were regulated to suit the small minded - we understand UKIP's own Bennitto Mussolini has been taking a great interest in the subject as about the level of UKIP's serious engagement with EU politics - so look out for Paul Nuttall pushing some chap under a blanket in a wheel chair from sex shop to sex shop.

Farage may alternatively have legged it to the continent to try to forestall a rebellion and the collapse of his plans to enrich himself with a political party in the Greater EU scheme of things with Farage at the helm of the EFD Party - where there is much jokeying and talks of deserion of the Lega Nord and others which would be excellent for UKIP and Britain but catastrophic for Farage.

Your Pension will of course be in Good Hands

Farage MAY have had to crawl over there to forstall the loss of his foreign bank accounts with an imminent crash of the EUro - likely to occur the day before you realised - what with this great fake currency on the slide and the bureaucrats breaking their own hard and fast rules of their Constitution where under Article 122.2 members of the EUro are expected to bail out fellow states in the case of disaster - to whit earthquake , hurricane, even perhaps at a stretch oil spill but surely obscenely over paying Civil Servants, making retirement age 55, huge pensions, massive bonuses can hardly be described as Natural Disasters!

122.2 is for NATURAL Disasters and that Britain is being forced to pay £8 Billion as a priority before our own bills from an exchequere with a £3 Trillion hole in it and the Boyzone Cabinet loudly promising a cut of £6.2B I guess the EU theory is that if it is Greek being crooks with other people's money is Natural so when one finds one is £120 Billion in debt and unable ever to repay it the EU is happy to hand over our money to the total of £100M with a first step payment from Britain of £8B.

To achieve this Germany are having to cut public services and costs by £60B but Boyzone might manage £6.2 B.

Its a farce but if, as admitted to Denis McShane you had trousered £2 M. from the EU and it would seem that about another 2 or more £Million have gone missing a chap can hardly malinger in bed when there are foreign bank accounts to maneuver.

Lets face it there are many reasons why Farage may want out of the house but I doubt health is one of them and I fear for the foolish little man's future but with the EFD on the verge of collapse, the EUro likely to be gone by Christmas, a choronation to be orchestrated and lets face it Farage would rather eat his own poo than let Steve Harris become an MEP.

You may speculate all you wish why Farage has gone, but whatever the reason you opt for I rekon it will have a cash tag line with a caveat that says IDIOT.

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